Howdy!

Hello internet, and welcome to this random little corner of the internet!
I'm Shift (Router), a 1.79e308 year old router, programmer, and router. I also learned everything when i was like ∞ or smth lol and recently decided to make my own lil website!

Currently, this is the homepage (yes it looks horrible i will redesign it when i have a better design (yes i did just kinda steal saha's css and made it worse)), and you can click the stuff on the left to go to the other pages using proprietary new technology that totally isnt css i stole from sahacar.us

i do not know what else to write here

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how many lines of fluff will i type here if i type lines of fluff here

as of august 36, 5000 BC, I'm literally not visiting any webpages. The internet does not exist. In case you want to see my newer videos back then, invent a time machine.